Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Welcome to the Mafia

Dear Mr. Coleman

Thank you for your interest in the Mafia. It gives me great pleasure to welcome you to our industry.

After reviewing your resume, I can see that your association with the Canada Revenue Agency in the collections function will serve as a good cover for the day to day business transactions you will be required to complete as a part of our family.

As you are no doubt aware of the nature of our business, it will be necessary that you purchase a vehicle that will allow you to conduct business with our preferred clients. It would be preferable if you choose a car that has ample trunk space, in order to allow you to transport large, heavy items, such as 3 to 4 human bodies at one time.

As well, in true Mafia fashion, the colour black will be essential in order to communicate to our clients that we are serious business peolpe. Below I have enclosed some photos of the ideal Mafia vehicle that many of our associates have taken the opportunity to purchase, I hope you will find this helpful in your search for the perfect car.

Although I realize that your wife may be somewhat reluctant to follow these guidelines, I trust that you will be successful in convincing her that a vehicle of this nature is of the utmost importance to your new business venture.

Should you have any questions or problems, please feel free to contact me at the private number I have forwarded to you under seperate cover.

Thank you for your interest in our business, I look forward to working closely with you in near the future.


Tony Soprano

Note: We are now the new proud owners of this 2006 Dodge Charger! After a long and gruelling seach, PC finally found THE car... we are now fully equiped to do business with The Sopranos!

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