A little too early for this one!
As I say good morning to him, he stripes out of his pajama bottoms and goes for a pee. I haven't even processed what day of the week it is, when he poses the following question:
Mommy, do girls have penis' too?
Me: (still wondering what day of the week it is)... Ahh no.
E: (not about to drop it) How come?
Me: (man I could use a coffee right now)... Because boys and girls are made differently.
E: So girls don't have penis'? (looking at me dead serious).
Me: No.
E: Really? So girls can't ever have penis'?
Me: (not even debating the long answer on this one)... No.
E: You mean its im-paw-sa-ble?
Me: (given that's its 6:15 am) Yes, its impossible.
E: Okay... can I get dressed now?
Me: (laughing) Yes.
I debated pulling out the Varsity Blues line of 'penis penis penis, vagina vagina vagina'... the one that rings through my head every time anyone says penis; but since it was a school day, and we are only a few weeks into school, I gasped at the thought of E sharing with the teacher or his friends something along the lines of '...like my Mom always says: penis penis penis'!!
After my brains kicked in about thirty minutes later, I was thankful that the discussion ended with a simply yes and no answer. I have feeling the next time this subject comes up, I'm not going to get off so easy!
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